Avoid Writing Faster With A.I. Follis Pro!

What if your writing procrastination was 10x more powerful and efficient?

Here at The Story Engine, we know that writing a book is hard. That’s why we made The Story Engine Deck and Deck of Worlds to help writers come up with new ideas.

Now we’re taking that to the next level with another new writing tool: A.I. Follis Pro.

How does it work?

A.I. Follis Pro studied thousands of hours of writing habits to automate the task that takes up the majority of writers’ time and attention: procrastination.

Where human-driven models of procrastination are slow, inefficient, and outdated, our new bleeding-edge machine-learning model can avoid doing any actual writing at 10x the speed of a human writer!

Obviously, A.I. Follis Pro doesn’t do your writing for you. I mean, come on. That would be absurd. Your voice is completely unique because you spent years honing your craft, and no computer will ever be able to organize your thoughts and words in the same way that you do.

But writing can still feel like a chore. Especially when you avoid writing by doing chores.

A.I. Follis Pro won’t write a single sentence, but it will automate the process of distraction when, let’s be honest, you weren’t going to write a single sentence either. For example, A.I. Follis Pro will brew your coffee, boil water for your tea, open Facebook links, and do the all dishes left over in the sink. It will also sweep the floors, and make you a delicious and healthy three-course dinner in the amount of time it takes to boil an egg!

(Don’t get too excited. The three-course dinner is just three eggs.)

There are no shortcuts when it comes to writing. Creating something that other people will actually want to read takes time, dedication, and a lived human perspective. An A.I. that exists as lines of code simply cannot understand what it’s like to hurtle through the void of space on a molten, yet somehow jagged ball of rock, while inhabiting a fleshy meat bag that wakes up with a crick in its neck every time you sleep on it wrong past the age of 30.

We’re all slowly dying, You just can’t fake that kind of existential vulnerability.

The point is that time is precious, and we want to give you more of it. Unlike those other A.I. tools that claim they can do the writing for you, we do that by freeing up the time you normally need to dedicate to avoiding writing, and/or the messy business of staying alive. Once we’ve done the housekeeping, you’ll be able to take all the time you need for your creative process (or even more creative procrastination)!

With A.I. Follis Pro, you’ll be amazed at how efficiently your book doesn’t get written! There’s no substitute for human creativity, and we can’t wait to see what you come up with when we get rid of the distractions!

Happy April Fool’s Day!

PS: If you'd like a physical product that helps you come up with story ideas more easily so you can start writing your best work, you can download a free demo of The Story Engine Deck here.

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